This LifeLike Dream Aint For Me.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Ja, Oui, Mr Dribbles is 17weeks and 4 days, isn't he getting big :O

And what a lot we have learned the past two months!

He still WILL NOT BLOODY ROLL OVER. But that's ok, who wants a baby that can move anyway? He is still a secret evil genius, and he kicks the shit out of me. I think he knows I know.
 He can copy the words "hiya" and "yeah". Quite the accomplishment for someone with no teeth. Hell, he speaks better than the majority of people in Inverness.
 He is also balding. He is attractive!

 Here is an HI-LAH-REE-OS video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGappRCBpHo&feature=related

Have fun, I'm going to try think up some uber super de duper exciting things to talk bout.

Sooooooo.............. I don't have anything specific to say so let's just see where my fingers take us.
I am running out of coca cola. This does not bode well for me as I am addicted. I think I have one more glass worth. It just tastes sooo gooood. AM LUVIN IT.
 Uh, ok, so here is ten random facts about me. Hold on to the edge of your seats ;]

1. I don't eat red meat. I just.. It's just disgusting.
2. I still can't colour in between the lines.
3. Chocolate doesn't appeal to me unless I'm trying to lose weight.
4. My favourite colour is purple and my least favourites are green, yellow and orange.
5. My fingernails grow far too long but I love the noise they make when I'm typing.
6. I feel naked without black eyeliner on.
7. My first attempt at fake tan was horrific, I looked like I had some sort of skin condition.
8. I overuse emoticons. I'm not even an emotional person.
9. I love being so tired I can't remember falling asleep.
10. I don't think I could sleep without hearing my baby's breathing beside me.

And I bid you goodnight as I cannot think of anything more.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYa-pFh_sHA

This lady sure likes her Sunny D and Rum.

Meh. Baby stuff

How long were you in a relationship/married when you found out you were pregnant?

 3 months

What were your reactions when you found.. out you were pregnant?

 Depression, confusion, excitement, lots of tears :P

How old were you?

 18

How did you find out you were pregnant?(And how far along where you)

I was hungover and was texting my mate, realised my period was due and took a test. Spur of the moment. I was 6weeks along.

Who did You tell first?

 My EX best friend Lisa, and my mate Yogi

Did you want to find out the sex?

 So Much I paid £200 for a scan, in Edinburgh

Due date?

 23/06/2011

Did you deliver early or late?

 Early, by a day :P

Did you have morning sickness?

 Up until 5 months, then just random throwing up. sexy!

What did you crave?

 Watermelon

Who irritated you the most?

 Everybody.

How many pounds did you gain throughout the pregnancy?

 I don't know. But I went up TWO dress sizes -.-

Did you have any complications during your pregnancy?

 Ehmm, anaemia, that's about it :L

Where did you give birth?

 Raigmore Hospital

How many hours were you in labor?

 14hours in the delivery suit, but about 48 hours with bad contractions, and 12 hours on top of that with mild contractions. But 48 hours after 4cm dilation

Who drove you to the hospital?

 My friend Carrie 

Who watched?

 Scott (the dad)

Was it natural or c-section?

 Forceps

How much did your child weigh?

 6lbs15oz

What did you name him/her?

Caiden Felix Ross Bunce

How old are they today?

11weeks &2days

Then & Now

Newborn

One Month

Two Months

10weeks

Shoobly Doobly Doo

Who else is excited about Hollyoaks Later starting tomorrow?! I have been waiting two weeks for it to come on. How sad.
What's going to happen with Silas? Will he get caught?
Will Seth get arrested?
Will Jason and Bart get together?
But most importantly, will Brendan get naked?
If he does, I will personally wrote to Hollyoaks and send them my thanks. Oh, Emmette J Scanlan, when will you realise we are meant to be together, with your sexy Irish accent <3
 I don't mind if you are a gay murderer, everyone has their flaws <3

 On another note, Caiden is in his bed! Sleeping! At half past nine! He has been for an hour. Night time routine, HERE I AM :D

   

He is just as excited as I am :D

How I Wish To Be A Fish...

Wellllll. I haven't posted in a while. Not that anyone cares. But when I become famous, they will use this blog to find out about who I was before I made my millions. Who are this "they" that I speak of? I cannot say. But they know who they are!
 Anyway, I have a baby! Dun dun dunnnn...
 He is 10 weeks and 4 days old now, and I love him more than anything. But I definately do not want another anytime soon. Took me long enough to get round to the idea of having a baby the first time.
 He is a little grump and I am sure he is going to turn out to be an evil genius. The way he looks at the world, as though it isn't quite good enough. And god forbid you touch his hair, he will scream bloody murder. I don't know what this means, but I do know that it is almost 1am and he has been sound asleep since 8pm, yet mummy is still awake. Maybe mummy shouldn't drink coke like it's going out of fashion and then she would be able to sleep!
 I am going to try and make it a regular occurence to post, however, if I couldn't remember to take birth control, god knows how I'll remember to write a few paragraphs a couple times a week.
 Night night y'all, try not to get too excited about my update, there will be more!

Ooh the sugar fueled excitement!

I'm finally deciding to do something about returning to my childhood friends, after about six years of thinking about it. I should probably start thinking about babies now if I want to have one before I'm thirty..

But yes, next weekend, I shall be making the grande voyage down to Bathgate and onwards :D I should probably have went down before the recession seeing as it's costing about a hundred pounds for two returns =[

Sio excited though, there will be muchos partying and catching up to do. I just wish my life was orth catching up on :P

I'm dreading getting lost though, even though I lived there for about ten years, I've spent another 8 years in a completely different city at the other end of scotland. Thank goodness my friend said she will go down with me or else I would be a panicky bundle of icky nerves =[

SOMETHING IS FLASHING ON MY COMPUTER

I'mma do the sensible thing and shut it down before I cause a chain reaction of explosions on my street.

PEACEOOOOT x_x