Ke$ha-Tik Tok [The Unreleased Version]

Wake up in the bathtub feeling a bit sweaty,

throw up in the toilet, I guess I had spaghetti.

And when I leave, steal the keys

To my dad's car.

'Cause if I go out on foot, I won't get very far.

I'm talking bout RubixCube and BopIt,

my score, you can't top it.

But my bed? Yeah, you can rock it.

We'll stay out till the club closes.

My friends got broken noses.

Oops, did I step on your toesssiessss?

Unlock your door!

Cause I am coming in!

Tonight! I will snore,

when I pass out on your floor.

D.J! Did you know, all these kids are underage? [an'takin']

COCAINE! No wait, I was joking. [ohwoahoh]

Annoyingces

I'm quite an impatient person, and so I do get annoyed and frustrated quite easily, most times this is when I'm at work and can't tell people where to go...

1. I really really hate those people who stare at you, knowing you can't get past them, and they continue to stand in the same position. Even when you say excuse me, they either chose to ignore you, or didn't hear, and you end up feeling like a tool, repeating the same two words over and over until you give up and abandon what you were meant to be doing in fear of punching some lamppost impersonator.
2. I work in a large household and garden store, and it really F*cks me off when people use our trolleys to LEAN on. Like they are too lazy to even walk, they need to PUSH themselves along. This is understandable if the person is elderly, or has a lot of items, making the trolley heavy to push. But most of these people are just fat.
3. Sometimes at work I have a bottle of juice to drink as it gets quite hot, seeing as there is no air conditioning, which in itself is quite annoying, because we SELL air conditioners. Anyway, sometimes I get middle age people accusing me of drinking on the job. They seem to think a teenager is incapable of consuming any liquid if it has no alcohol content in it.
4. Infact, middle aged people in general tend to be the cause of my most pissed off moments. What is it about being 40 that is so miserable and lonely that you have to go around making other people's day a little bit worse? Why can't these people just get over the fact that they are no longer young?
5. HORNY. OLD. PEOPLE. Three words. One meaning. An eternity of nightmares.
6. The media. I hate when they say someone is too fat. So that person loses weight and get told they are too thin. You don't even have to be famous. No wonder people turn to drugs...
7. That kind of laugh where you can't breathe or explain to anyone why you are laughing. Then when you get your breathe back, it turns out it really wasn't that funny.
8. I actually can't think of anything more to write, it seems I had a lot more ideas in my head, but they all grouped together when I went to write them down...