This LifeLike Dream Aint For Me.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Ja, Oui, Mr Dribbles is 17weeks and 4 days, isn't he getting big :O

And what a lot we have learned the past two months!

He still WILL NOT BLOODY ROLL OVER. But that's ok, who wants a baby that can move anyway? He is still a secret evil genius, and he kicks the shit out of me. I think he knows I know.
 He can copy the words "hiya" and "yeah". Quite the accomplishment for someone with no teeth. Hell, he speaks better than the majority of people in Inverness.
 He is also balding. He is attractive!

 Here is an HI-LAH-REE-OS video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGappRCBpHo&feature=related

Have fun, I'm going to try think up some uber super de duper exciting things to talk bout.

Sooooooo.............. I don't have anything specific to say so let's just see where my fingers take us.
I am running out of coca cola. This does not bode well for me as I am addicted. I think I have one more glass worth. It just tastes sooo gooood. AM LUVIN IT.
 Uh, ok, so here is ten random facts about me. Hold on to the edge of your seats ;]

1. I don't eat red meat. I just.. It's just disgusting.
2. I still can't colour in between the lines.
3. Chocolate doesn't appeal to me unless I'm trying to lose weight.
4. My favourite colour is purple and my least favourites are green, yellow and orange.
5. My fingernails grow far too long but I love the noise they make when I'm typing.
6. I feel naked without black eyeliner on.
7. My first attempt at fake tan was horrific, I looked like I had some sort of skin condition.
8. I overuse emoticons. I'm not even an emotional person.
9. I love being so tired I can't remember falling asleep.
10. I don't think I could sleep without hearing my baby's breathing beside me.

And I bid you goodnight as I cannot think of anything more.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYa-pFh_sHA

This lady sure likes her Sunny D and Rum.

Meh. Baby stuff

How long were you in a relationship/married when you found out you were pregnant?

 3 months

What were your reactions when you found.. out you were pregnant?

 Depression, confusion, excitement, lots of tears :P

How old were you?

 18

How did you find out you were pregnant?(And how far along where you)

I was hungover and was texting my mate, realised my period was due and took a test. Spur of the moment. I was 6weeks along.

Who did You tell first?

 My EX best friend Lisa, and my mate Yogi

Did you want to find out the sex?

 So Much I paid £200 for a scan, in Edinburgh

Due date?

 23/06/2011

Did you deliver early or late?

 Early, by a day :P

Did you have morning sickness?

 Up until 5 months, then just random throwing up. sexy!

What did you crave?

 Watermelon

Who irritated you the most?

 Everybody.

How many pounds did you gain throughout the pregnancy?

 I don't know. But I went up TWO dress sizes -.-

Did you have any complications during your pregnancy?

 Ehmm, anaemia, that's about it :L

Where did you give birth?

 Raigmore Hospital

How many hours were you in labor?

 14hours in the delivery suit, but about 48 hours with bad contractions, and 12 hours on top of that with mild contractions. But 48 hours after 4cm dilation

Who drove you to the hospital?

 My friend Carrie 

Who watched?

 Scott (the dad)

Was it natural or c-section?

 Forceps

How much did your child weigh?

 6lbs15oz

What did you name him/her?

Caiden Felix Ross Bunce

How old are they today?

11weeks &2days

Then & Now

Newborn

One Month

Two Months

10weeks

Shoobly Doobly Doo

Who else is excited about Hollyoaks Later starting tomorrow?! I have been waiting two weeks for it to come on. How sad.
What's going to happen with Silas? Will he get caught?
Will Seth get arrested?
Will Jason and Bart get together?
But most importantly, will Brendan get naked?
If he does, I will personally wrote to Hollyoaks and send them my thanks. Oh, Emmette J Scanlan, when will you realise we are meant to be together, with your sexy Irish accent <3
 I don't mind if you are a gay murderer, everyone has their flaws <3

 On another note, Caiden is in his bed! Sleeping! At half past nine! He has been for an hour. Night time routine, HERE I AM :D

   

He is just as excited as I am :D

How I Wish To Be A Fish...

Wellllll. I haven't posted in a while. Not that anyone cares. But when I become famous, they will use this blog to find out about who I was before I made my millions. Who are this "they" that I speak of? I cannot say. But they know who they are!
 Anyway, I have a baby! Dun dun dunnnn...
 He is 10 weeks and 4 days old now, and I love him more than anything. But I definately do not want another anytime soon. Took me long enough to get round to the idea of having a baby the first time.
 He is a little grump and I am sure he is going to turn out to be an evil genius. The way he looks at the world, as though it isn't quite good enough. And god forbid you touch his hair, he will scream bloody murder. I don't know what this means, but I do know that it is almost 1am and he has been sound asleep since 8pm, yet mummy is still awake. Maybe mummy shouldn't drink coke like it's going out of fashion and then she would be able to sleep!
 I am going to try and make it a regular occurence to post, however, if I couldn't remember to take birth control, god knows how I'll remember to write a few paragraphs a couple times a week.
 Night night y'all, try not to get too excited about my update, there will be more!

Ooh the sugar fueled excitement!

I'm finally deciding to do something about returning to my childhood friends, after about six years of thinking about it. I should probably start thinking about babies now if I want to have one before I'm thirty..

But yes, next weekend, I shall be making the grande voyage down to Bathgate and onwards :D I should probably have went down before the recession seeing as it's costing about a hundred pounds for two returns =[

Sio excited though, there will be muchos partying and catching up to do. I just wish my life was orth catching up on :P

I'm dreading getting lost though, even though I lived there for about ten years, I've spent another 8 years in a completely different city at the other end of scotland. Thank goodness my friend said she will go down with me or else I would be a panicky bundle of icky nerves =[

SOMETHING IS FLASHING ON MY COMPUTER

I'mma do the sensible thing and shut it down before I cause a chain reaction of explosions on my street.

PEACEOOOOT x_x

Seriously... With The Complete PERVING?!?!

So I was at work, which I usually am :] And I was serving some LOVELY people... But they weren't the problem this time o.O Amyway, one of the items didn't have a barcode, so off my colleague popped to get a code for it... And there was a manny behind the person I was serving. No others. JUST. ONE. MAN. Anyway he starts going on about how he has PLACES TO BE! And I was already pretty pissed off, so a lot of ignoring and eye rolling was happening on my part... Anyways, so I'm serving Mr. Impatiento and I notice him taking DAYYYS to get his card out his cardy thingy. So he couldn't have been that desperate to get to the hospital like he said. I wouldn't have minded and just labelled him as a complete KNOBEND if it wasn't for the fact the card reader timed out because he was STARING AT MY FUCKING TITS! God I hate men/adults/dickheads.

Ke$ha-Tik Tok [The Unreleased Version]

Wake up in the bathtub feeling a bit sweaty,

throw up in the toilet, I guess I had spaghetti.

And when I leave, steal the keys

To my dad's car.

'Cause if I go out on foot, I won't get very far.

I'm talking bout RubixCube and BopIt,

my score, you can't top it.

But my bed? Yeah, you can rock it.

We'll stay out till the club closes.

My friends got broken noses.

Oops, did I step on your toesssiessss?

Unlock your door!

Cause I am coming in!

Tonight! I will snore,

when I pass out on your floor.

D.J! Did you know, all these kids are underage? [an'takin']

COCAINE! No wait, I was joking. [ohwoahoh]

Annoyingces

I'm quite an impatient person, and so I do get annoyed and frustrated quite easily, most times this is when I'm at work and can't tell people where to go...

1. I really really hate those people who stare at you, knowing you can't get past them, and they continue to stand in the same position. Even when you say excuse me, they either chose to ignore you, or didn't hear, and you end up feeling like a tool, repeating the same two words over and over until you give up and abandon what you were meant to be doing in fear of punching some lamppost impersonator.
2. I work in a large household and garden store, and it really F*cks me off when people use our trolleys to LEAN on. Like they are too lazy to even walk, they need to PUSH themselves along. This is understandable if the person is elderly, or has a lot of items, making the trolley heavy to push. But most of these people are just fat.
3. Sometimes at work I have a bottle of juice to drink as it gets quite hot, seeing as there is no air conditioning, which in itself is quite annoying, because we SELL air conditioners. Anyway, sometimes I get middle age people accusing me of drinking on the job. They seem to think a teenager is incapable of consuming any liquid if it has no alcohol content in it.
4. Infact, middle aged people in general tend to be the cause of my most pissed off moments. What is it about being 40 that is so miserable and lonely that you have to go around making other people's day a little bit worse? Why can't these people just get over the fact that they are no longer young?
5. HORNY. OLD. PEOPLE. Three words. One meaning. An eternity of nightmares.
6. The media. I hate when they say someone is too fat. So that person loses weight and get told they are too thin. You don't even have to be famous. No wonder people turn to drugs...
7. That kind of laugh where you can't breathe or explain to anyone why you are laughing. Then when you get your breathe back, it turns out it really wasn't that funny.
8. I actually can't think of anything more to write, it seems I had a lot more ideas in my head, but they all grouped together when I went to write them down...

Edward Cullen[x]

This Is My First Blog Entry, It's A Poem Thingy I Wrote The Other Night Whilst Drunk, I Think It Turned Out Quite Well, Although I Can't Actually Read It Very Well :/ But Yahs, Enjoy :]

Edward Cullen Is A Fictional Character
He's So Handsome Because He Is An Actor
I Hate To Burst Your Bubble Because This Is The Truth
He Would Never Fall In Love With A "Normal " Like You
No, RPattz Doesn't Really Drink Any Blood
But He Still Manages To Be A Public Stud
The Most Terrifying Thing About Edward C
Is Wikipeadophile Told Me He Was Twenty Three
And Most Of The Girls That Want To Sleep With Him
Have Only Just Come out Of Their English Prelim